Diary of My Extraterrestrial Correspondent

Dear Diary,
I find myself on Earth Observation duty again. It is a very dull job you see, Diary, the self-proclaimed, dominant species on the planet are fragile bipeds that call themselves "humans". It took my species a very short time to determine the humans past, present, and after running our present day species statistics by the Mecha-Data Meta-Computer, their future. This consists of the discovery that they are actually the experiment of their "mice" which we released into the universe accidentally and have been wreaking havoc since.

Dear Diary,

I received a primitively encoded file. I realized that it was a near primal attempt at a video! It was what you'd expect from a mono-planetary civilization like the humans, 2 dimentional, not transferred straight to the optical cortex but projected through an LED screen. Ha! Then, Diary, once I wrote a simple script to view the video, I saw a human saying that he came in peace and that he only wanted contact! At first I wondered whether I really had the cloaking shield running! We were strictly not allowed to make contact, just observe. I

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